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Some Modest Proposals For Afueraing US Government Bureaucrats

Edit: Added an update suggested by a reader, and will add any other suggestions that I like to the bottom as well!

Milei has been famously taking a chainsaw to the Argentinian bureaucracies, both eliminating headcount where possible and where not possible he's making drastic reorganizations to break up existing power structures.

This will be much harder in the US. US government bureaucrats are very secure in their union jobs and are protected by all sorts of legislation. So if you can't just fire them, what can you do?

Make them miserable!

I am not a labor lawyer and I'm not sure about the legality of these measures, but I think they're worth investigating and pursuing:

1) Create a new Federal Department of Counting Holes in Acoustical Ceiling Tiles. Or something to that effect. Transfer everybody you can there. Same title, same position, horrible, pointless, meaningless job. Make them take counting those holes seriously. Hardcore performance reviews. Penalties for failure. If you can't fire people, take the pointlessness and banality of their jobs and crank the level to over 9,000.

2) They currently have DEI struggle sessions. That's far too kind. We need anti-bureaucrat struggle sessions. In the same way they made white males condemn themselves, make them attend endless seminars on innocent people's lives being pointlessly destroyed by capricious government bureaucrats. Make them discuss how evil their jobs or their previous jobs were, and how awful they are as human beings for holding them. Make them call out and condemn their co-workers and their deeds. Remind them on a regular basis that they are the scum of the Earth, and that their very existence is an affront to all human decency.

3) Reward misery. Promote those leaders who have the most unhappy employees.

4) Encourage backstabbing. Allow employees and managers to improve their status by narcing on their co-workers for even the slightest missteps.

5) Endless paperclip audits, with harsh punishments for waste.

6) Punish unresponsiveness and malfeasance against citizens and taxpayers. The natural result of a hellish work environment is to not do one's job or to do it begrudgingly and poorly. Fortunately, government employees are so bad right now it's not like they can really hold this over our heads. Make sure they understand that no matter how bad things are for them, if their jobs are not done promptly and well things can get even worse. Make sure they are individually named, shamed, and humiliated for jobs poorly done.

7) Suggestion from @esquiste: Randomly relocate their office space, with an eye on making commutes as miserable as possible.

8) Make government office space more environmentally-friendly by banning the use of heating and air conditioning.

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Slashing spending works. Trump and Bessent are very optimistically projecting economic growth of 3% doing the opposite of what Milei is doing to deliver 7.6% - and climbing!

https://x.com/ErikExplains/status/1941148270476288434

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